Written by Kevin Schultz | 20 November 2008

I learned something this week over at the Times. I learned that making fun of the Ducks uniforms is a surefire way to get a ton of attention, a ton of hits. In that spirit, I'm here to make fun of the stupid Ducks.

- What's the deal with that script? The number font? It looks like they are trying to get me to play at their arcade.

- What is that, black and bronze? This isn't what Gordon Bombay would have wanted.

- Oooooh the D looks like a duck foot! That's so lame! Oh wait. Your team name is the Ducks! Ha! Least intimidating nickname in the NHL

- These stupid uniforms are probably why Brian Burke left. He found foliage more intimidating than waterfowl.

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