The funniest of the fake Twitter bunch is by far Brian Burke. Apparently, the 'fake' part has gotten lost on some people. I guess for some it's not too hard to believe that this is something an NHL GM would actually say in public about another GM:
@BryanMurray: Next time you want to trade a first round pick for a bag of crap, give me a call. I have several bags available.
And then there are the jabs at his own players:
@JasonBlake: You know, there are some really nice tanning salons in Toronto. Even an hour or two a week can work wonders. Just saying.
Come on, people. This stuff is hilarious and you're being a total Buzz Killington by missing the boat. Is your sarcasm really that bad or do you seriously think this stuff was written by Burke?
Update: And it might be getting shut down...
_uacct = "UA-1868762-1"; urchinTracker();