Ryan Smyth is going to have problems in Los Angeles
Written by Enforcer   
Sunday, 05 July 2009 22:13

(Inside the office of Kings GM Dean Lombardi)

Lombardi: Rob, Ryan, I would like to welcome you both to the Los Angeles Kings. We're happy to have you.

Rob Scuderi: I intend to bring the work ethic that brought the Cup to Pittsburgh here to Los Angeles.

Ryan Smyth: I hope my veteran leadership will help to mold and grow the young players on this team.

Lombardi: Rrrrright. Anyways, down in the team room, we've got some of our best and brightest waiting to meet you. I should warn you, they are very young and somewhat immature.

Scuderi: I played with Sidney Crosby! I think I know a thing or two about immature! Ha!

[Silence]

Lombardi: Yeah, so they're waiting for you in the team room.

(In the Team Room)

Scuderi/Smyth: Hi!

Anze Kopitar: Hello. Are you the prisoner transfer from Cell Block 1138?

Scuderi: Beg your pardon?

Dustin Brown: Hi, I'm Dustin Brown. Anze and the rest of us are playin' Star Wars.

Scuderi: Oh....

Brown: So what part of the galaxy are you from?

Scuderi: I won the Stanley Cup last year! With the Pittsburgh Penguins!

Brown: Sweet! We'll let you be Lando!

Scuderi: Great....

Brown: What about you, where are you from?

Smyth: Haha! You guys seem fun! I came from Colorado, but I played with the Islanders before that. Most of my career, though, I was in Edmonton!

Kopitar (sounding frightened): Edmonton? Well, if you are on our side, I guess that means you have to be Anakin.

Smyth: Haha! Great! I love Star Wars! Beam me up, Scuderi!

(Entire Kings roster stares at Smyth)

Smyth: Get it? Like Star Wars!

[silence]

Kopitar: Are you really my father?



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written by nightfly, July 06, 2009
Emperor Bettman approves of this post.
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written by Carolina Whaler, July 07, 2009
L.A. where your hockey career gets destroyed like the Death Star.
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written by Cost, July 12, 2009
lamest thing i've ever read
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written by sasha4prez, July 14, 2009
umm, this was classic. i am going to come back to this site everyday for a month because of this post.
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written by Pensfans , July 28, 2009
have him go to Pittsburgh

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