Today in Free Agent signings
Written by Enforcer   
Sunday, 26 July 2009 13:21

In the office of Claude Julien..

Julien: Mr. Morris, we're glad you're here to help bolster our defense. We're really going to suffer now that Shane Hnidy is no longer with the team.

Derek Morris: Sure. I hope to become just as famous in this town as Tom Brady.

Julien. Good luck with that.

Morris: David Ortiz? Kevin Garnett? Tedy Bruschi?

Julien Maybe Brian Scalabrine. Or George Kotteras.But we need to get you out there and meet the fans. Someday you could be the next Kevin Faulk

Morris: Sure, what can I do?

Julien: The Bruins are doing a meet and greet at the zoo. Why don't you go out there and join the team?

[Later, Morris returns after getting bailed out of jail]

Julien: So what happened? It says you shot three people with a tranquilizer gun?

Morris: I thought one of the bears got out, so I grabbed one of the zookeepers guns and took it out with one shot. It was coming right for me.

Julien: And it was this bear, wasn't it?

Morris: Yeah.....

Julien: And Chara?

Morris: Thought he was another bear.

Julien: And the kid? Did you think he was another bear?

Morris: No. He just scared the crap out of me.

Julien: Welcome to Boston, Mr. Morris.



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written by Cornelius Hardenbergh, July 26, 2009
Haha, no way a tranquilizer takes down chara that easily.

Good post!
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written by Dave McBrayer, July 27, 2009
No way a tranquilizer takes out that little hyper kid that easily either.

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