With so many Northerners always screaming that the Southeast division would be better off contracted and every team south of the Mason-Dixon should be eradicated - the Washington Capitals and Carolina Hurricanes have the Eastern Conference Finals by the chokehold. So suck on that, Canada.
Meanwhile, everyone's favorite loveable losers down in Sunrise FLA are enjoying their long summer once again. Seeing as they guaranteed their fans that they would make it to the playoffs this season and failed - one might be on the look out for clever marketing schemes from the team.
Consider this that sign:
So apparently Stanley C. Panther has learned how to morph into a rodent. When asked for comment later (after transforming back to normal state) by many members of the present Canadian media, he would only offer this:
"What do you want? I said we'd make it to the playoffs, I didn't say we would actually be playing hockey. You assholes! NOM!" , as he proceeded to bite Bruce Garrioch's head off.