She had intestines removed, and still could only get Max Talbot
Written by Enforcer   
Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:21



Pat Celesnik was very ill last year, enduring a 2 week coma, a heart attack, and the removal of half of her lower intestines. Miraculously and thankfully, she made it through. When she awoke from her coma, she asked "Is there a hockey game tonight?" It's like Schultz on most Saturday afternoons, but much more dramatic and important.  Being from the Pittsburgh area, she is a devoted Pens fan, and every time she made a stride in her recovery, the Penguins won (don't you feel bad NOW, Philadelphia?!). The Pens heard about it and saw it fit to send one of their own to visit Mrs. Celesnik, who has since made an almost complete recovery, putting Peter Forsberg and his foot owie to shame. They sent Maxime Talbot to visit and spend some time with the Celesniks, which may seem like quite the goodwill gesture on their part. I'm not so sure. Imagine BMR told you that we were sending me instead of LD? I think it's kind of like that. Nice try, Pittsbrugh. Nice try.

(Totally kidding, it was a great thing for Max and the Pens to do. But every blog reader would rather have LD instead of me. She has boobs.)

PD



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d'awwww, enforcer
written by Loser domi, November 17, 2009
I'm sure you have your fans. And boobs
LD
written by Enforcer, November 18, 2009
You callin' me fat?
enforcer
written by Loser domi, November 18, 2009
nah,you're not fat. it's just men have boobs too, and nipples
Boobs, man
written by LeNoceur, November 19, 2009
Is there anything they can't do?
Hmm...
written by Schultz, November 19, 2009
Maybe we need to start a BMR Human Resources dept to deal with all the coming sexual harassment suits. That would be the best dept ever. Hookers and blackjack!

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