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Anze Kopitar: So wait, this is for Star Wars?

Dustin Brown: That's what I read when I was checking Twitter.

Rob Scuderi: Wait, I thought this was a baseball game. I spent the past couple years in Pittsburgh, so I haven't seen baseball in a long time.

Brown: Yeah. The Dodgers are having a special Star Wars night. So you can watch the game, and we're going to get our Yoda t-shirts.

Ryan Smyth: My grandpa had a twitter once. Then he had a triple bypass to get rid of it.

Kopitar: Baseball? What on Tatooine is baseball?

Scuderi: Well, it's a game that's very popular here in the States. [Gives rambling 45 minute explanation on the rules and history of baseball]

Brown: So, when Roenick told me that he got to 2nd base with my mom, he was talking about baseball? Man, I could not understand that at all! I didn't even know Mom played!

Kopitar: Oh boy. I can't wait to get to the arena!

Scuderi: No no. It's a stadium. This is Dodgers Stadium. Baseball is to be enjoyed outdoors.

Kopitar: Outdoors? OUTSIDE?

Brown: What kind of a barbaric game plays their games outside?

Scuderi: *sigh* I'm going to go sit in another seciton.

Smyth: Are we going to meet Captain Kirk? I loved him in Boston Legal