Mikko Koivu's Off Season Calendar

That blond haired Scandinavian fellow could be any number of Minnesotans, but it is in fact Wild captain and center Mikko Koivu. Reports are surfacing that he has a full slate for the offseason. Here is the full run down on what Mikko has planned during the off season, all of it seemingly under the knife.

- Arthroscopic surgery on right shoulder

- Arthroscopic surgery on right knee

- Tommy John surgery on left elbow

- Visit Saku and family

- Blood transfusion

- Appendectomy

- Rhinoplasty

- Vacation in Finnish Lake Country

- Lasik

- Heart stent (for fun)

- Medical circumcision

-  Come back to Minnesota quite literally a new man!