| 13 February 2010
The Wild made a trade today, unloading Kim Johnsson and a prospect on the Hawks for young Cam Barker. I wanted to look into what Barker brings to the Wild, specifically, so I hit the Google. Anyone who has tried to look up a hockey player online knows that the third suggestion for every one of htem (save for Jinelle Zaugg-Siergiej) is "[Player X] girlfriend". Obviously, I had to check out his catty jersey chaser girlfriend page.
Some facts and quotes that I learned and read.
- The Chicago ice girls (or whatever) should change their name to the "Ice Trash/sluts/dying for attention hoes".
- "How do you log into Facebook?"
- Cam's girlfriends is a "dull looking brunette"
- There is some anonymous hockey skank that is willing to hook up with him, despite protestations that he looks like a turtle and/or Clay Aiken.
Every sport has their skanks, but I think hockey's have to be the best. They've taken to the internet!
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