Hey, where are the rest of the US fans?

Written by Enforcer | 27 February 2010

American Fan: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO USA USA USA
HEY, WHERE ARE THE AMERICAN FANS?...... Anyone? Anyone know where the rest of the American fans are? You with the tits, do you know where the rest of the Americans are?

Swedish girl : *shrugs*

American fan: Oh, wait. Red White and Blue. There we go. But he's alone and cheering for figure skating. What's his deal? Hey Dr. Seuss, what's your deal?

Russian fan: Я люблю фигурное катание. Оно принимает фиоритуру и искусство. Что ваша проблема?

American fan: Holy crap, dude! Are those even words? Oh, wait, never mind, there some dudes over there that are dressed in their American colors and aren't liars about it.

Czech fan: Jednu minutu, jsem snaží nalézt, jak slovenský vyjádření jeho chudému páru nezávislost

Slovak fans: Ten slivka koňak pomôcť. Ako ty páčiť sa bytie penis?

American: I think I heard penis. I'm out of here. This chick has to be an American. I mean, look at her. Dressed garishly in red white and blue. Sugar, you gotta help me. I keep running into all these people that are wearing our colors and nobody even knows what the hell a god damned W is. And I am FAMISHED. I could really go for a pretzel, or a maybe a hot dog.

Norwegian fan: Din en Amerikaner, du kan spise merenn det

American: [silent] That was almost English.

Norwegian: Slutt til å se på mitt bryst

America: What did you do to your a?! When in the purple f*k is going on here? SPEAK ENGLISH! This is AMERICA

Canadian fan: Excuse me, sir, but this Canada, ya goofball!

American: What did you just say to me?

Canadian: I said I think you got your countries mixed up a bit, eh?

American: What the hell are you talkin' about , 'Nucky?

Canadian: This is Canada! If you're looking for the Americans, they're around the hockey rink. You're in the curling arena, and the Americans didn't show up here [laughs at his own wit]. Me and my red and white, Maple Leafed brethren are headed that way ourselves!