Jarret Stoll: Turns out they were just hairy midgets from West Hollywood!
Kopitar: All that we had left to do was blow up the second Death Star that they were building in Edmonton.
Michael Handzus: He's not a complete goalie, but I'm afraid we will find him fully operational
Kopitar: Scuderi didn't want to be Lando, but we got around it, and made sure to get the right guy for the job, isn't that right Wayne?
Wayne Simmonds: Just because I'm black doesn't mean--
Kopitar: Great. But Frolov was supposed to be Wedge! Everyone knows that Wedge was the one that got the first shot in before Lando finished the job. Who will be Wedge?
Drew Doughty: I'll do it!
Kopitar: HAHAHAHA. No. You're Porkins. Let's face it, we're never going to find someone to take over for Frolov. Nobody as perfect as Wayne was for Lando, anyways.
Simmonds: Hey, f*k you man