A List of Things "Wild Fan" May Have Said to Rick Rypien

Written by Kevin Schultz on Wednesday, 20 October 2010 14:40.

Want to be on SportsCenter? Grab my shirt

You really should diverisfy your 401k. The way the market is trending and how you have it invested is really taking a lot of unecessary risks with your nest egg.

In fight club, Ed Norton and Brad Pitt were THE SAME PERSON!

AHot-HeadedCanuckSaysWhat?

Pull my finger. No, seriously. Pull my finger.

Roberto Luongo's so fat he makes Marty Brodeur look thin. ZING!

I'm going to take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner AND NEVER CALL HER AGAIN.

Remember that time you grabbed my shirt in the parking lot after a game? Let's recreate that special moment, baby.

Steve Carell is leaving the Office!

HAVEN'T YOU SEEN MY MOVIES?! DEEP BLUE SEA! A FRIGGIN' SHARK ATE ME!

Derp de derp derp deee derp

I can't believe it's not butter

THIS AIN'T NO BANK ROBBERY!

I just got off your girlfriend... Off the phone with. I meant to stay she's a very nice young lady!

I can get you some extra unpaid vacation time. Just come a little closer...

Hey Farva, want a liter-a-cola?!

Cablevision doesn't carry Fox anymore!

Here's 20 bucks, now give me my 15 minutes of fame.