CONKLIN: Weee! For funsies!
CROMBEEN: For blind children.
CONKLIN: But WEEEE!
CROMBEEN: Hey, I saw your playing with the Oilers during their Cup run. You're lucky you're not in Russia or some backwater place like that.
CONKLIN: Like what, Edmonton? Oh, I'm so scared!
CROMBEEN: Shut it.
CONKLIN: At least my shorts don't look like I forgot pants and am going in my boxers!