The Kings try to team build

Written by Ryan Henning on .

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[Anze Kopitar and Drew Doughty sit in cardboard boxes, making engine and laser sounds]

Kopitar: PEW PEW! PEW PEW! More scout troopers coming up behind us!

Doughty: I've got 'em Anze! You go ahead to the shield generator! PEW PEW! PEW!

Kopitar: All right! /engine noises

Doughty: Hey, Anze?

Kopitar: Drew, you're supposed to be dealing with the scouts on our tail!

Doughty: Yeah, but I was thinking. we're both in our 20s, and...

Kopitar: Hey! You're right! And we make millions of dollars....

[Kopitar and Doughty begin climbing out of their boxes]

[door opens, and Dean Lombardi walks in with Mike Richards]

Lombardi: Hey guys, playing Star Wars in your boxes again?

Kopitar: Nope, we're done with that, Mr. Lombardi!

Doughty: Yeah! We're going to go buy motorcycles!

Lombardi: Well, that's nice. This is Mike Richards. He will be playing with you guys this year

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Richards: What's up, dudes! I didn't know you ride. That's awesome! You could probably pick up some major tail on a bike. /goes for a fust bump

Doughty: Tail?

Kopitar: We're going to get motorcycles because they make better speeders than these boxes! And we totally can, because we're grown ups!

Lombardi: I thought you were done with Star Wars.

[Douhgty and Kopitar laugh]

Doughty: No! We're just done with the boxes! Hey, Mike, you want to go ride bikes with us?

Richards: Ugh, dudes, you're in LOS F'ING ANGELES! Let's go get some F'ING CLAM! Who's with me?!

[takes off shirt. Leaves]

Kopitar: Mr. Lombardi, do they even have clams in Los Angeles?

Lombardi: Just go with Drew to get your motorcycles.