Mike Commodore is...
... Will Ferrell's step brother.
... Seth Rogen's real brother.
... like totally OK with being put on waivers, man.
... Syndrome, nemesis to the Incredibles
... reflecting on good times with Roenick and Emery
... concussed
... completely unaware that he is missing a tooth
... not wearing pants
... really happy that he plays so close to a Big Ten University
... never going to have to buy a hat
... checking out some primo ass
... a lot more mellow than former teammate Mike Danton
... looking for a drumming gig.
... in desperate need of shampoo
... not fitting in Columbus
