| 01 June 2011
Hi! Look at how whimsical we are! Your internet website writer Ryan Henning, the one you call "Enforcer" often portrays us as unusual or "creepy". We have locked him in the trunk of his own car with an IV of bearnaise in order to have access to his computer so we can tell you how normal we are, and perhaps you can cheer for us in the Stanley Cup finals. Or don't, if you are Finnish.
So, what is up? We have been going through Ryan Henning, the one you call "Enforcer"'s things. Can you believe he has a freezer full of steak? How bizarre is that? Not a single raw halibut to be found! And he calls us strange. We have tried to meet his neighbors, but didn't want to impose ourselves upon them. We stood silently staring in front of his garage for hours at a time, and still nobody would come talk to us. We know people saw us, because they pointed at us as they walked past. Incredibly rude. Probably Finns.
As a sign of goodwill, in the hopes that you will be fans of ourselves for our series with the Boston Bruins, we will have our friend and Jenga foe Zdeno Chara post tomorrow. See how delightful we can be? Not at all creepy! Now, if you'll excuse us, we have to go make sure Ryan Henning, the one you call "Enforcer" is still doing OK. Daniel had to lick his stomach until he stirred last time.
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