Mike Richards: Hey there young Flyers' fan! I am Look at my teammate checking this member of the Boston Bruins for your enjoyment!
Young Flyers Fan: Whatever, bro /stares deep into the soul of anyone looking at the photograph
MR: Did you see that youngster up there, Brad? He had a creepy, distant stare. I We tried to impress him, but he just kept giving a cold, harsh gaze, unaffected by this thrilling hockey game. What was his deal?
Brad Marchand: I don't know! I am definitely into this game though. Say, is that your stick or mine?
MR: You know what? That kid creeps me out. I'm getting out of here