Whaaaaaaaaat? A nationally televised game from Canada? Strictly speaking, isn't this an internationally televised game? Holy cow, I don't know what to think. Are you like me, in that it just doesn't seem like Canada is a different country? If I'm being fair, I would have to wager that I have more in common with someone from Winnipeg than those from, say, Miami. Of course, Montreal totally feels like a different country, because they speak the devils tongue.
In honor of a real live game being played in Canada and being aired in the States, I suggest we all drink Molson. Of course, they don't SELL Molson here, so I will just have a Coors Light.
... Every time you hear something said in French, or the word "Canada" is mentioned. Did I tell you guys that Montreal is in Canada and they speak French there?
... Once for every American playing for the Habs with a letter on their chest when you see them. That would be captain Brian Gionta and alternate Hall Gill. There are a ton of Americans playing for Montreal. For them, Livonia, Michigan is exotic.
... For every ticket that Marc-Andre Gragnani, Montreal native, purchased for this game. It will be mentioned.
... If you can figure out why Andrej Sekera or Aaron Palushaj even bother with j's in their name. Hipster dicks.
DRINKING PLAYER OF THE WEE: Christian Ehrhoff
When I picture "cold blooded German assassin" in my nightmares, I picture Christian Ehrhoff. Also, I am extremely jealous of all the H's in his name. They must drive the frauleins wild. Time now to look at the talk-sports girlfriend page for Ehrhoff. There are some really charming pictures of the Ehrhoffs, mixed with some horrifyingly angry comments. Of course, I elect to document the particularly angry Ehrhoff related quotes.
- "GO Back to Germany ERRORHOFF!!!" - Burn
- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HES MARRIED, I WANNA KILL HER AND MARRY HIM <333" - Uh.... Someone get Mrs. Ehrhoff some protection?
- "well your rude aka:you sound like a serial killer" That's the thing about serial killers; Always so impolite.
- "i thing your wife is not cool and she is gay and i thing that you should married sameone thats pary" By golly, I say that's not even English.
Good old fashioned German anger. Stereotypes! Enjoy the game!