| 06 October 2011
It's that time again! Time for drinkin'! As is my typical wont, it's going to be a drinking game double header, with a delightful menagerie of rules to encourage ice borne alcoholism. Or as our neighbors to the north call it "Canada". Hockey starts tomorrow, everyone!
Philadelphia at Boston
DRINK
... for every pink article of clothing you see. This is, of course, an old standby.
... for every Bruin shown who wasn't on last season's cup roster. Sorry Joe Corvo!
... every time Wayne Simmonds is on the ice. And keep your damn mouth shut.
... through every promo for the next game
Pittsburgh at Vancouver
DRINK
... if you catch the Sedins performing their assimilation ritual on Marco Sturm. It involves hair tousling, an unfortunate placement of the stick and a lot of tears.
... if discussion about Sidney Crosby begins to sound like a eulogy
... Molson, because this is the last regular season game a Canadian team gets any air time in the States. So THATS why the Coyotes are still in Phoenix.
... if someone comes up with a really good Alexandre Burrows joke. Seriously, I've still got nothin!
The Drinking Player of the night: Jaromir Jagr
So here's how it goes. You drink every time this player gets mentioned or touches the puck or whatever. I don't care. Just drink. Now, the best part is when we find out some fun facts about the player, who, as you have seen, is Jaromir Jagr, via his Talk-Sport.net girlfriend page. Gosh I missed his mullet.
- Jaromir and Irina are DONE! He was cheating on her with a model! Irina wasn't very pretty anyways.
- Jaromir doesn't really want to get married, just "co-habit"
- Not a fun fact about Jaromir Jagr, but "a good woman is as precious as rubies".
- All of Jagr's exes were Czech models or Ms. Czech Republics. More mileage than a New York City cab! (Apparently beautiful Czech women are sluts. Excuse me for a moment, I need to check something out in Prague)
| < Prev | Next > |
|---|
