Little Timmy is ready for the season

Written by Ryan Henning on .

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YEAAAAHHHH SCORE SCORE SCORE!!!!!!!!

Mom: Timmy is SO excited for hockey season!
 
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HIT 'EM HIT 'EM HIT 'EM!!!! DEEEEEEEESTROOOOOOOOOY HIIIIIIM!!!!!!!!!!

Mom: Oh Timmy, you're lucky I am letting you stay up past your bed time! But this is just practice!

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RIP THEIR DICKS OFF AND SHOVE 'EM IN THEIR EARS!!!!!!!

Mom: Timmy, that's not a very nice word

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MAKE SURE YOU SHOVE IT IN THEIR EAR, SO THEY CAN STILL WATCH YOU MAKE LOVE TO THEIR WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS, BECAUSE THEY CAN'T BECAUSE THEY HAVE PENIS EAR!!!!!!

Mom: Timmy! I think we have been letting you watch too much TV!

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RUN OVER THEM WITH THE ZAMBONI, SO ALL THE PENIS-EARS ARE STUCK IN THE ICE, AND THEN MAKE LOVE TO THEIR WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS ON TOP OF THEM, WHILE THEY ARE STILL STUCK IN THE ICE AND CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT!!!!!

Mom: All right, Timmy, it's 8 o'clock. Time for bed! Put your shirt on.