This is the current featured item on the Anaheim Ducks' page. The Anaheim Ducks don't have anyone with the name "Ryan" on the roster, so I assume this is blatant pandering. To me. A member of the press*. I for one am thoroughly disgusted
(*press is a term used extremely loosely).
I have my morals, Anaheim Ducks, and I will not give you glowing coverage just because you have a shirt that is clearly designed to woo me and get you in the good graces of Barry Melrose Rocks.
Besides, everyone know that I wear #25.