Spaghetti-O's are the most tactless of childrens pasta.
The Top Line
Columbus 4, Minnesota 0 - Well, this is one way to spend a Friday night.
Detroit 3, New Jersey 1 - The Red Wings were helped greatly by goaltending and New Jersey's pervasive mediocrity.
Carolina 5, San Jose 3 - The 'Canes exploded for 4 goals in the third to surge past the Sharks.
Anaheim 3, Chicago 2 (SO) - Oh, this game ended in a coin flip? I'm not as impressed. ASAS.
Colorado 3, Calgary 2 - What, Calgary, couldn't score 8 like little old Edmonton?
Vancouver 3, Phoenix 2 (OT) - The Canucks blew a late lead, but still won. So who cares.
Tweet of the Moment
So Johnny Boychuk was slammed into the end boards AND was getting shot at? Rough night.
Coach: Johnny's doing better... I think we dodged a pretty good bullet there ^CS— Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins) December 7, 2013