You may never get an opportunity like this again! Look at who is in ninth place and out of the playoffs! Look! Looooook! Laugh at their misfortune!
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA The Red Wings suck! They're out of the playoffs (if they started today)! They ---
Wait. They're still two spots ahead of the Wild. Dammit.
Trust me, this was a sign of respect. The Red Wings have been good my entire life, forgive me for enjoying the one time in my life I have seen them out of the playoffs. The Wild may never see anything work out. Schadenfruede is all I have.
True. The Red Wings are in fifth today, despite leading the league in man-games lost to injury by a wide margin. It goes to show that Detroit's farm team is performing better than Minnesota's big club. What's so funny about that?
How's Parise and Suter working for you? Our AHL team + Zetterberg and Datsyuk are in 9th, I mean 5th place, not the Red Wings.