I hope you are sitting down for this...
The Top Line
Los Angeles 5, Vancouver 1 - No amount of Sedin could undo this mess.
Chicago 5, Dallas 2 - Patrick was Sharp with 4 assists. Oh man, did anyone else ever think of that pun?
Phoenix 4, Washington 3 (SO) - I could totally see Ovechkin wanting to go to the Coyotes just for the hell of it, because he strikes me as a weirdo. ASAS
Saint Louis 2, Pittsburgh 1 - The Blues are just better than the Penguins. No amount of Getzlaf can change that.
Blue Jackets 5, New York Islanders 2 - If a train wreck leaves New York at time X and another train wreck leaves Columbus at time Y....
Tampa Bay 3, Detroit 2 (OT) - "You're in the Eastern Conference now, bitches!" - Teddy Purcell, probably
Boston 3, Toronto 1 - Rob Ford is going to want to get really high if this keeps up. Probably if it doesn't, also.
Minnesota 3, Carolina 2 (SO) - Watch out for the Hurricanes. Not the hockey team, that's just some meteorological advice.
Ottawa 3, Florida 2 - Bring back Dineen!
Philadelphia 4, Edmonton 2 - My apologies to anyone who sat through this game.
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