Tyler Seguin: All right, Boston, Sox in the World Series! WOOOO SOX LET'S GO! BOSTON STRONG!
Jamie Benn: Uh, dude
Seguin: What's up man, you looking to get WASTED? The SOX are in the World Series. Let's go down to Fenway and bang some baseball fans!
Seguin: I know, I know, I shouldn't say that stuff out loud.
Benn: No. You don't live in Boston any more. You were traded like 6 months ago. You're in Dallas now.
Seguin: Does this mean I don't have to drink Sam Adams any more?
Benn: That's exactly what that means.
Seguin: Oh thank God.
MEANWHILE, IN BOSTON
Louis Ericsson: WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING, IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT?!