Hey, what's everyone doing this weekend? Can I come?
The Top Line
Carolina 3, Washington 2 - In the reunion everyone was waiting for, Alexander Semin scored for Carolina
Colorado 2, Boston 0 - As noted earlier, the Avalanche are off to a hot start. JS Giguere has been very good in net.
Columbus 4, Buffalo 1 - Patrick Kaleta is probably getting suspened after this game.
Tampa Bay 7, Florida 2 - Stephen Stamkos with a hat trick, and Forida with another reason not to see any fans this year.
Phoenix 4, Detroit 2 - Detroit is lucky they moved to the eastern conference, they wouldn't have cut it in the west.
Toronto 4, Nashville 0 - I'm not sure I'm ready to live in a world where the Maple Leafs are getting 4-0 shutouts on the road.
Minnesota 2, Winnipeg 1 - This score doesn't accurately portray how the Wild manhandled the Jets.
Montreal 4, Edmonton 1 - If you add the ages of the 4 goal scorers for Montreal, you get the age of the Edmonton goal scorer, Ryan Smyth.
Anaheim 6, New York Rangers - So I guess the Rangers suck?
San Jose 4, Vancouver 1 - Why didn't Hertl score in this game, this is an outrage.
Tweet of the Moment
Tweeting your own handle is probably the lamest thing ever. But I mean, totally cool when you do it, Nashville.