Last night, when I was working on that Ric Flair post, the power flashed and went out. Having recently moved, I thought maybe I forgot to get it transferred to me. Then I realized they probably wouldn't turn it off at 1230 in the morning. Looked out the window, and it was out for blocks. After not too much longer, the fire department, including a couple of ladder trucks raced by. They eventually closed one of the cross streets. I assumed a car had found its way into a telephone pole.

Eventually, power was restored and I checked the news to find out about the accident. Alas, it was something better than an accident. The TV news said crewes responded to reports of "a man on fire", which is awesome. Does this have anything to do with hockey? No, of course not. But your know what? I think everyone should know about the dumbass that knocked power out to thousands because he needed to feed his meth habit. Or Brent Seabrook put him up to it.

It's time for everyone to stand up and show respect for 40-year old netminder Dwayne Roloson. This guy has played his entire career on putrid hockey teams (including the time he backstopped the Oilers to the Stanley Cup Final cause they were the 8th seed and limped in) and kept them from absurd levels of suckiness and made them only kind of subpar (except for that Finals run where they, you know, went to the Finals). He's never been on a good team and has, especially in the last few years as he has approached 40 years of age, made them appear much better than they really are. HE'S A MAN. HE'S FORTY. RESPECT HIS ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND WELL POLISHED RESUME.

For video of the most absurd consecutive saves you will ever see, jump with me.

By now, everyone knows that Ric Flair showed up at the Carolina Hurricanes' game against the Rangers on Monday. That's great, and if i had any bearing on the world of the WWE or people who say "WOO" pretty much all the time, I might have some more topical jokes. But alas.

I was mostly amused by the AP's recap of the game. At the very end of their piece in the game notes, they say the 'Canes "pulled out a few stops" when they brough Flair their. What would have happened if he 'Canes actually pulled out ALL the stops. Who would they have brought to the arena then?Some candidates:

- Hulk Hogan

- Local legend Dale Earnhardt Jr.

- A team that might actually win a game.

It's a Christmas Miracle! The Drinking Game will actually include a team from the West Coast! The game will be in Chicago, of course, but still, lets take our victories where we can get them! For anyone from the center of the country, you can go ahead and get drunk without any repurcussions, with yet another blizzard getting ready to slide it's way north. Even if you were unfortunate enough to be scheduled for work on Wednesday, no employer could expect you to sow up with the prospect of snow on the horizon. So sauce up that eggnog and let's get to drinking.

DRINK

... if confused commentators try to figure out where San Jose is, exactly. Thrice if they assume it is the one in Costa Rica.

... if anyone says that a member of the Hawks is going through growing pains. Because they are. Puberty is coming some day, Patrick Kane!

... because the advertisement on the Hawks website is for "Merkts Cheese Spread". Mmm. It's a sports fans FAVORITE cheese spread.

... if Frazer McLaren does something that the announcers describe as very well thought out and intelligent but you don't quite understand. Thrice if his brother Niles had anything to do with it.

Drinking player of the week: Brent Seabrook

- Brent's real name is Brent Oceancreek, however his agent suggrested a change to make himself more marketable, and perhaps to hide a lengthy criminal record.

- Standing at 6'3", he could easily reach the green beans off the top shelf for shorter old ladies at the market. He won't though, and could you kindly leave him alone?

- He is originally from Tswassen, British Columbia, which if pronounced correctly sounds like the air being let out of your tires. By Brent Seabrook.

In Ottawa last week, a fire in the equipment van belonging to the Minnesota Wild destroyed almost all of their equipent. Sure, the authorities may say it was an accident, but I don't know. If the fire were deliberately set, then I can think of a few suspects. Who REALLY burned the Wild's equipment?

- Marian Gaborik. He didn't stop at burning bridges.

- LD, now in last place for the three way bet between Kevin and myself. She had to take matters into her own hands.

- The Flames

- Canadians needing warmth as they wait in line to see their doctor.

Do you have any other suspects? It is an ongoing investigation. Put on by me, of course, and not anyone else

You see that head peeking just above Nate Thompson's 11 on his sleeve? (link in case the photo does not appear.) In this stolen photo from Getty/Yahoo sports, that guy just happens to be our own Kevin Schultz. A few minor observations here:

• That guy beside Kevin looks scared, and he should not be watching the Islanders
• Kevin claims that his "girlfriend" is behind Thompson. Personally, I think it was really sweet of him to bring his mom to a game.
• Lundqvist looks like he's trying to pants Thompson, but he tripped at the last possible second.
• What is the guy with a tie and vest (about 4 rows back, right side of the aisle pointing at? I'd like to imagine he's saying "Oh honey, look!  It's that web guy who knows Barry Melrose and Jeremy  Roenick! He is so clever."
• What is the lady in the red(ish) turtleneck DOING? Invisibul hawt dawg? Is the beer at the Coliseum extra gassy?
• The single shoulder patch on the Islanders jersey kind of throws me off. It reminds me of those things where there are two pictures of the same scene, only there are 6 things altered in the second picture. Missing shoulder patch would be one of those things.
• And finally, Kevin looks either really sleepy or mid-sneeze.

The Islanders beat the Rangers 2-1 last night in the first game of a home-and-home that culminates tonight, but that's not the reason for this post. In Botta's post-game report on his blog, I saw an interesting little note...

The first sustained “Fire Sather” chant of the season. Oh brother. (By the way, can it be more obvious that Mark Messier is going to be the next Rangers GM?)